Funny Rules & Reminder Candles

Shop our collection of funny rules and reminder candles — bold, sarcastic statement candles designed to keep everyone in line. From house rules to hilarious warnings, these candles turn everyday reminders into conversation-worthy home decor.

Hand-poured in a premium coconut apricot wax blend and finished in an amber glass vessel with a gold lid, each candle blends humor with elevated design. Whether you’re decorating your bathroom, bedroom, office, or living space, these candles are the perfect mix of sarcasm and style.

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Give Us This Day Our Daily Meds Candle
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Don't Forget To Take Your Meds Candle
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Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Candle
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Please Leave By 9 Candle
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No Outside Clothes On My Bed Please Candle
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Don't Be A Cunt Candle
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Sometimes You Forget How Amazing You Are Candle (Modern Style)
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Sometimes You Forget How Amazing You Are Candle (Classic Style)
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No Outside Clothes On My Bed Please Candle (Modern Style)
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No Outside Clothes On My Bed Please (Classic Style)
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Don't Let Idiots Ruin Your Day Candle (Classic Style)
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Don't Let Idiots Ruin Your Day Candle (Modern Style)
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Please Leave By 8 Candle (Classic Style)
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Please Leave By 8 Candle (Modern Style)
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Please Leave By 10 Candle (Classic Style)
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Please Leave By 10 Candle (Modern Style)
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Please Leave By 7 Candle (Classic Style)
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Please Leave By 7 Candle (Modern Style)
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Please Leave By 9 Candle (Modern Style)
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Please Leave By 9 Candle (Classic Style)
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Please Don't Do Coke Candle (Modern Style)
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Please Don't Do Coke Candle (Classic Style)
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Please Leave When The Game Ends Candle (Classic Style)
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Please Leave When The Game Ends Candle (Modern Style)
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Turn Off Your Straightener Candle (Modern Style)
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Turn Off Your Straightener Candle (Classic Style)
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Don't Be A Cunt Candle (Classic Style)
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Don't Be A Cunt Candle (Modern Style)
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